can u smell it tho
it’s the smell of trek fics being written
378
spock: are you a member of starfleet
scotty: bitch i might be
a woman’s body is not for you. if she wants to cover it she should feel free and safe in doing so. if she wants to expose it she should feel free and safe in doing so. it is not an indication of her self-respect but an indication of her preferences for whatever reasons she chooses — none of which are your business or concern.
“I like this ship. You know, it’s exciting.”
So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people
Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea
#and Rum is like #did you just… #you did #you sassed me back #for a year I’ve been dealing with David ‘stick up his arse’ Nolan #but you’re Charming #My fellow sheep boy #one of the few that will sass back #I’m so happy #and proud #all the work I did transforming you from shephard to prince #it didn’t go to waste #my buddy #my secret bff #so happy to have you back
Captain Hook’s “I’m In Pain” Face
live long and swaggy
no
yolo and prosper
stop please
TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO TWERK
im sorry everyone
a mirror, darkly; a reboot mirror!verse mix
i. wretches & kings; linkin park | ii. counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums; a perfect circle | iii. open your eyes; guano apes | iv. the phoenix; fall out boy | v. eyesore; janus | vi. bad blood; escape the fate | vii. house of wolves; my chemical romance | viii. keeping the innocent; belle epoque | ix. seven nation army (the glitch mob remix); the white stripes | x. warrior; ke$ha | xi. burn it down (innerpartysystem remix); awolnation | xii. don’t stop; innerpartysystem
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maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live
