An Imperial Affliction


karlurbaninternational:

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misskittyfantastico:

fang-wombat:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

I feel like I should see this movie

So wait… Uncle Machete is the same Machete in the Machete films?

I… I need to lie down.



madsturbating:

Take my computer away from me

madsturbating:

Take my computer away from me


theonion:

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theonion:

Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here

posted 9 hours ago via dutchbag · © theonion with 6,354 notes

   ”I know the h e r o never believes at first
            If they did it wouldn’t be a very good s t o r y.


regardstosoulandromance:

ouat screencap edit

regardstosoulandromance:

ouat screencap edit


booksxcrooks:

(◡‿◡✿) Slow sensual deep meaningful kisses

(◡‿◡✿) Lustful hands sliding down bodies with little tiny gasps of pleasure 

(◡‿◡✿) Tugging on their hair gently only to move the kisses to their neck 

(◡‿◡✿) Jawline kisses slowly moving back to their lips

(◕‿◕✿) Muffled kissing while getting the shit fucked out of them

#yuh

thecutestofthecute:

jaclcfrost:

i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

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posted 1 day ago via kawaiiope with 11 notes

mygroot:

happy spirk day!!

mygroot:

happy spirk day!!

posted 1 day ago via mygroot with 10 notes

marrymedolly:

Sorry, one day lateT_T but HAPPY K/S DAY!

marrymedolly:

Sorry, one day lateT_T but HAPPY K/S DAY!


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